Pretty Girls Make Graves.

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malformalady: One segment of orange within a blood orange

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:36:30 -0400

malformalady:

One segment of orange within a blood orange

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:08:46 -0400

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whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:49:18 -0400

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

thefrogman: Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:04:04 -0400

thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:03:42 -0400

fackingmoarkewkies:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

Calm down, Karkat

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pixelplant: wowwwwww

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:44:38 -0400

pixelplant:

wowwwwww

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monetizeyourcat: vlogbloopers: wow get a job are you talking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:48:18 -0400

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:20:16 -0400

iwishihadafather: this is cute but 10 seconds later...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:52:33 -0400

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

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pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:46:41 -0400

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry